Domingo
2:00 AM
Me quito las lentillas y me hago un poco de daño... será que tenía el ojo seco.
10:00 AM
Ups, tengo el ojo como pegajoso. Me miro en el espejo: miles de legañas alrededor del ojo y el blanco del ojo ya no es blanco sino rojo. Me lo lavo bien y parece que va mejor.
8:00 PM
Uhm... esto sigue molestando. Me echo lágrimas artificiales y parece que se calma... lo dejaremos estar un día.
Lunes
8:00 AM
Ojo rojo y miles de legañas. Uhm... Me lavo el ojo con lágrima artificial.
3:00 PM
Ojo rojo. Miles de legañas. Esto no mejora... voy a pasarme por el centro de salud de aquí al lado a ver qué me dicen.
3:15 PM
Administrativo sin levantar la vista de los papeles: ¿Sí?
Yo: Hola, verá es que tengo el ojo rojo porque creo que me hice daño con la lentilla... y era para ver si me podrían atender de urgencias.
A sin levantar la vista: Pues debería pedir cita con su médico de cabecera, ¿quién es? Y veo que hueco tiene esta semana.
Yo: Es que este no es mi centro de salud, pero como me molesta...
A mirándome con cara de pocos amigos: Es que tiene que ir a su centro de salud. ¿Cuál es? ¿No puede ir para allá?
Yo (mosca): Pues verá, es que está lejos y esto me molesta bastante.
A mirándome con odio: Pues no está tan lejos, puede ir para allá perfectamente. Que eso no es una urgencia, ni que tuviera la pierna rota o algo así.
Yo (cabreada): Sí, pero así tampoco es que pueda conducir, por ejemplo.
A (borde total): Pero no hay gente con un solo ojo que conduce... Anda, voy a ver si le puede atender la doctora.
A (al teléfono en plan quejica): Sí, que hay una muchacha aquí con el ojo que dice que no puede ir a su centro de salud. Que si la atiendes... La doctora le atenderá en un rato.
4:00 PM
Paso a la consulta me mira el ojo desde el otro lado de la mesa.
Médico: Pues parece que sí lo tienes irritado. (Hombre, claro, tengo el ojo rojo e hinchado... ¿no me digas?). Te voy a poner unas gotas para que se te baje la infección y tenlo tapado cuanto más tiempo mejor.
9:00 PM
Después de un buen rato con el ojo tapado con un parche debería de estar mejor... pero me molesta horrores... Me quito el parche. Ojo rojo. Miles de legañas. Otra vez. Esto no es buena señal. Bueno, vamos a darle otro rato. Lavado.
11:30 PM
Ojo rojo. Miles de legañas. Lavado y gotas.
Martes
5:00 AM
Ojo rojo. Miles de legañas. Lavado y gotas.
8:00 AM
Ojo rojo. Miles de legañas. Lavado.... Me voy a urgencias que me vea un oftalmólogo.
9:15 AM
Llegada a urgencias, está casi vacío (¡bien! va a ir rápido). Me pasan a esperar fuera de la consulta de oftalmología. 3-4 personas delante mía.
10:00 AM
Todavía no ha entrado ni salido nadie de la consulta.
10:50 AM
Paso a la consulta. Me mira el ojo la doctora para echarme un colorante y poder mirarme el ojo bien.
Doctora: Oye... si tienes algo ahí. A ver... creo que es la lentilla. Espera que venga mi compañero que es el oftalmólogo.
Oftalmólogo: Sí, está la lentilla ahí. ¿No te la quitaste?
Yo: Yo creía que sí, al menos un buen cacho salió... pero no me fijé si estaba entera.
Oftalmólogo: Pues ahí queda un trozo.
Doctora: Pero mujer, ¿y cómo has aguantado con eso ahí?
10:55 AM
Trozo de lentilla fuera del ojo. Ojo amarillo del colorante, pero ya no duele infinito. Felicidad en aumento.
Doctora: pues te echas estas gotas y nada de lentillas en 20 días.
Yo: Lo que no sé es cómo no lo vieron en el centro de salud.
La doctora me mira y no dice nada.
¿Cómo te quedas?
La vida no es fácil, desenredar los hilos que la forman es nuestra misión si queremos comprenderla y disfrutarla.
martes, 24 de septiembre de 2013
viernes, 30 de agosto de 2013
So close...
So far you don't remember where you come from.
So close you could reach your goal if you could remember it.
So far you cannot see anybody else.
So close you could smell the breeze if you weren't holding your breath.
So far you only remember the stones and holes in the journey.
So close you could see the flowers and trees around if you weren't just focusing on walking.
So far you cannot hear the laughs and joy of those around you.
So close you could whisper in my ear if you remembered that you are not alone.
So close you could reach your goal if you could remember it.
So far you cannot see anybody else.
So close you could smell the breeze if you weren't holding your breath.
So far you only remember the stones and holes in the journey.
So close you could see the flowers and trees around if you weren't just focusing on walking.
So far you cannot hear the laughs and joy of those around you.
So close you could whisper in my ear if you remembered that you are not alone.
Etiquetas:
filosofeando,
música
sábado, 10 de agosto de 2013
Connecting flights
Arriving time: 18:00
Connection flight boarding time: 18:45 (actual departure time: 19:20)
Next connection: Tomorrow
In the last part of the plane, as usual, waiting for everybody to get out. Come on... get out.
- I'm missing a connection, could you please...?
- Me too.
Crap! Come on, people, get out!!
18:15
Finally out, I run to the passport control. More people. Come on! Move!!
- I'm missing a connection, can I skip it or get my luggage rechecked faster or something like that?
- Take that lane, but you have to take your luggage.
Yes!! Let's run.
18:20
The baggage claim area is packed. The luggage gets out from a different place. Great! Another piece, another one... come on!! Where the heck is mine?!
18:25
There it is. Now run!! Queue to get out from the baggage claim (of course). Come on!! Now, where is the re-check.... there! Run!!
- Hi, my flight is leaving soon and I need to recheck this.
- Yes ma'am. When is your flight leaving? Your boarding card, please. Wait here.
Come on!! Come on!!!
- Ma'am, there's no way you can make it. Sorry. Go to the re-scheduling, please. Next!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
18:30
What am I doing in the re-scheduling while my flight is still here? I have to try something, anything! Run with the luggage... not feasible. Should I try again? Why not? That woman seems to be more comprehensive...
- Excuse me, ma'am. My connection is leaving soon. Do I drop my luggage here?
- Your boarding card, please. I'll check if your flight is delayed.
No, again no, please please take the stupid luggage and let me go!
- Ma'am, you need to run, really really run. Take the first left, then up to the shuttle. Change to terminal 2. Gate C67.
- Thank you SO much!!
Run!! Come on!! The inhalator is in the bag, you can use it later.
18:40
Waiting for the shuttle to Terminal 2. I can make it, just let me run.
- ¿Esperando al shuttle?
- Sí, tengo una conexión super ajustada... de hecho tendría que estar embarcando ya.
- Ahí está el shuttle, seguro que llegas.
Come on! Driver, ruuuun!!
18:50
- Terminal 2. Gates C60 to...
I jump out of the shuttle. Run, silly!! Run!!
18:55
C66.... Almost there.
- Please passengers going to San Antonio, please proceed to gate C67. We are going to start the boarding process.
YES!! I made it.
Connection flight boarding time: 18:45 (actual departure time: 19:20)
Next connection: Tomorrow
In the last part of the plane, as usual, waiting for everybody to get out. Come on... get out.
- I'm missing a connection, could you please...?
- Me too.
Crap! Come on, people, get out!!
18:15
Finally out, I run to the passport control. More people. Come on! Move!!
- I'm missing a connection, can I skip it or get my luggage rechecked faster or something like that?
- Take that lane, but you have to take your luggage.
Yes!! Let's run.
18:20
The baggage claim area is packed. The luggage gets out from a different place. Great! Another piece, another one... come on!! Where the heck is mine?!
18:25
There it is. Now run!! Queue to get out from the baggage claim (of course). Come on!! Now, where is the re-check.... there! Run!!
- Hi, my flight is leaving soon and I need to recheck this.
- Yes ma'am. When is your flight leaving? Your boarding card, please. Wait here.
Come on!! Come on!!!
- Ma'am, there's no way you can make it. Sorry. Go to the re-scheduling, please. Next!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
18:30
What am I doing in the re-scheduling while my flight is still here? I have to try something, anything! Run with the luggage... not feasible. Should I try again? Why not? That woman seems to be more comprehensive...
- Excuse me, ma'am. My connection is leaving soon. Do I drop my luggage here?
- Your boarding card, please. I'll check if your flight is delayed.
No, again no, please please take the stupid luggage and let me go!
- Ma'am, you need to run, really really run. Take the first left, then up to the shuttle. Change to terminal 2. Gate C67.
- Thank you SO much!!
Run!! Come on!! The inhalator is in the bag, you can use it later.
18:40
Waiting for the shuttle to Terminal 2. I can make it, just let me run.
- ¿Esperando al shuttle?
- Sí, tengo una conexión super ajustada... de hecho tendría que estar embarcando ya.
- Ahí está el shuttle, seguro que llegas.
Come on! Driver, ruuuun!!
18:50
- Terminal 2. Gates C60 to...
I jump out of the shuttle. Run, silly!! Run!!
18:55
C66.... Almost there.
- Please passengers going to San Antonio, please proceed to gate C67. We are going to start the boarding process.
YES!! I made it.
miércoles, 10 de abril de 2013
How to create an external signature for Outlook 2010
It's usual to have a nice signature to send emails to customers or partners, including the company logo, your phone number, position, etc.When you are sharing emails with your coworkers, however, that signature is just annoying.
Here you have a quick trick to create separate external and internal signatures in Microsoft Outlook 2010 (the one I'm using at work). If you have the instructions for other tools, let me know and I'll add them.
Here you have a quick trick to create separate external and internal signatures in Microsoft Outlook 2010 (the one I'm using at work). If you have the instructions for other tools, let me know and I'll add them.
- Create a template with the fancy signature:
- Create a dummy email with the nice signature including all the icons, telephone numbers, etc.
- Go to Save as.
- Select Outlook Template (.oft) in the drop list and save the dummy email as a template.
- Pay attention to the location, you'll need it later.
- Close the dummy email (you can discard it).
- Create a new button to send external emails:
- Go to File > Options > Customize Ribbon and enable the Developer tab in the Main Tabs list (right box). Click OK.
- Go to Developer > Macros. Type in a name (External, for instance). A Visual Basic project will be created and open.
- Add the following text: Sub External()
- Replace the path with the actual location of your template.
- Save and exit.
- Add the new button to the tabs
- Go to File > Options > Customize Ribbon and select the Tab in which you want to add the new button. I selected Home (Mail).
- Add a New Group in that tab (use the button at the bottom of the right box).
- Right click on the New Group and rename it (I called it New External).
- In the left drop list, go to Macros and select the newly created macro (Project1.External, for instance).
- Click Add >> and add it to the New External group.
- Click OK.
- Violà! You should have that new button in your tab and it will open the template with the fancy signature.
Set newItem = Application.CreateItemFromTemplate("C:\Documents and Settings\MyUser\Application Data\Microsoft\Templates\External.oft")
newItem.Display
Set newItem = Nothing
End Sub
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